NanananananananananananananananaBATMAN!

May 22

You crazy bitch

(Source: thekellyshow)

May 18

Mop is not ammused

May 16

“#608100 +(12445)- [X]
so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
so i helped him walk to the toilet
all the stalls were occupied
lol
bryan is a rugby player… so a big guy
so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
and there’s this guy in there taking a shit
hahahahahaha
and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
then (this is genius) bryan thinks ‘oh shit… if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i’d want to fuck him up… so i’d better hit him first’
so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
and runs away
imagine being that guy… WORST NIGHT OUT EVER” — www.bash.org/?608100/

Anime hand tattoo

May 14

I totally saw a dude getting a Beej

lol so high…

I’ve been told I wouldn’t understand.

Thoreal

And a metal followup

“Some top notch Samus cosplay going on here. Really dedicated to that whole outerspace thing.”

Remembering the fallen

Oh Haiii

I grew up on these guys and I turned out alright… mostly.

Tea time mother fucker

Going down - coming up